You're a real pain, And, a pain in the ask, 'Cause I gotta ask, Are you insane? You're a real pain, And, a pain in the ask, The way that you hit, I question... if you're fit... To remain? You're a real pain, And, a pain in the ask, Tryin'ta take me ta task, While you sit by and bask, Wearing your monkey mask. (Refrain: You're a real pain, And, I thought you should know, You're a real pain, Now, on with the show.) I'll try to refrain, From laughing... like a hyena, 'Cause I don't wanna be mean... yeah! And, turn into a creature like you, That all ya wanna do, Is wallow in self-sorrow, Through the day, And, into tomorrow? No way. You were a REAL pain, Now I don't ask. (Refrain: Now I gotta go, 'Cause you're too slow, Sorry... I gotta go, Call me when ya know.)